Now it's the next day, yes I said NEXT DAY and I'm driving to my brothers house to watch a soccer game and I get a phone call from Jack. We'll call him Jack just because it's a fun name. I was on the phone when Jack called so I didn't answer. And this is what happened next....
Jack: Did you get my phone call that I made over an hr ago?
Me: Yeah but I was on the phone. I'll call you when the soccer game is over.
Jack: It's all good, don't worry about it
Me: OK
Jack: LOL you're funny yo. we just had this convo yesterday so you saw that I call after you hung up from your convo and you could have text me back shot me a text or something. I mean really. I don't get it.
Me: Umm I don't know why you're getting crazy. I didn't know it was that serious. I'm not ignoring you I just haven't had a chance to call you back.
J: Boo. I see where this is already going. I am not getting crazy... trust me I am so chill right now. It just that you seen that I called you evidently you aren't that busy. It takes less than a min to press call back or to shoot me a text. I mean are you serious? I'm not crazy just keeping it real with you. If you keep it real with me then everything will be fine. And you're starting off on the wrong foot. You make time when you want to make time. It's clear you're not as interested in me as I am in you (yes, I know we just met) but it's cool. Just thought you would keep it real too and not with the BS. You feel me? But if thats the way you want to roll then cool. I don't want to waste your time. At least you know what i stand for. You know I'm madd cool just when I smell something fishy or whatever I bring it to that persons attention. But it's cool if you want to role like that. Go and do you. And good luck. But don't tell me some BS that you didn't have time to hit me back whether calling or via text. Remember what you put out is what you receive back. Don't expect to find a real cool ass guy if you're not going to keep it real! BTW I am chillin reading Fitness Rx so I'm good. wink. P.s don't text back being in denial just have integrity.
So from this point forward it has to do with the fact that I was mind-boggled by these text messages so I had to forward them to my friend. Well I messed up and accidentally sent this next one I'm going to type to him...
Me: (The last one is the very last part) I sent them in descending order so you can read from the bottom up. (INTENDED TO BE SENT TO MY FRIEND...BUT I MESSED UP :) )
Jack: Ok I didn't get anything yet
Me: Sorry that was for someone else
J: Umm so what are you sending my texts that I sent you to your friends? Do you have anything to say about the texts I sent you?
Me: Nope I'm sending pics of my new niece to my sister. And I'm not done reading them yet because they're too long
J: Well you said you're sending pics to somebody but you said to read From down up. Umm I'm confused. That text that you accidentally sent me was for somebody to read and not look... Chelsea you're something else. I would have never imagined you like this. I thought you were straight up and honest. Wow... patience forces deception to reveal itself.
Me: I'm so confused. I've only known you for 12 hours. i don't feel like I need to answer to you or explain myself. i sent pics to my sister and that's all. It's not that serious.
J: LOL boo. Wow that's all I can say. check this out. I am going to leave you alone. When you decide that you want to get out play mode then you call me. Don't have time for the BS games and lies. I am not stupid. You never dealt with a man like me its pretty obvious. Want to make it like I'm trippin and you are all cool and dandy then cool beans. if you ever decide at some point tin your life that you're ready to delete the BS lies and excuses call me but until then go and enjoy your summer. You can BS lie and make up excuses to other men. I am sure you will meet a lot of beautiful men but without quality. it's like finding a needle in a haystack. Its very few real women and very few real men. You keep saying it's not that serious. You know why because you're in playing cruz control mode. It's all bout you. So do you. You are attractive and sexy. But I can see you're not ready to get to know me specifically. I'm too real and you know that and it's fucking you up literally because you're not used to me. I am not going to waste your time. You're 30 right? Hope you decide to change shifts soon. I thought you being 30 that you were mature and not with the BS. But like they always say don't judge a book by it's cover and looks are deceiving. I am going to let you go to your sexy friends and make it look like I am the crazy one. Do it! I'm cool with that. Blame me, I'm crazy lalalala its cool but when you lay down tonight you have to sleep with that and wake up. So if you can't be mature about it and come clean then you can delete my number please don't text me back and only call if you're ready to start over and be "real". Seriously you can delete my number. I prefer to not talk to you if you aren't going to keep it real. That's all I got to say. BTW I forward the text you sent for me to read down up to 4 people and they all said that it has nothing to do with pictures but it was referring to readying texts "plural" so all 5 of us are crazy. At least I'm not alone. Don't text me back only call if you going to come clean. Have a great night. If I don't hear from you have an awesome summer....just lost a good man.
Me: Cool, so you wanna meet up this weekend?
Umm, I don't know, you tell me.....
CIAO!!